The One Where Nick Sends Everyone Home

Where did we end off? Right, the crying - the excessive crying from our lovely Bachelor, Nick Viall. Chris Harrison is finally showing up in this episode and him and Nick have a little chat. He is probably thinking - "What the hell Nick, get your shit together and stop crying!!!" We all know that he is too awesome to lose his cool like that, so he talks to Nick in a mature way [Photo credit: ABC Network] while Nick complains and whines that he is worried this might not work for him. IS THAT A JOKE? I did not waste my Monday nights for this!!

So Nick decides to confront the girls and they are all in a panic because he is literally giving them no reassurance whats so ever. *insert long dramatic pause* "I don't know if this is right for me" *cue crying from Nick and shocked faces from all women* Annnnddddd, he is deciding to stay in this to find "love". Woot. Woot. Now let's move on with this episode.

Next destination - The Bimini Islands! (Not going to lie, had to Google that) There is literally so many places in the Bahamas that are more well known, and we go with this place? Okay, well, guess it is pretty so we will just go with it. HOLD UP - Corinne has NEVER had a one on one?!?!? How is that possible? Well, she is still not getting one this week...

One on One "Let's Go Deeper" - Vanessa

This girl is honestly so beautiful and too mature for Nick, but she really seems to like him, let's hope he reciprocates. Wait, did she just say she has never been on a boat before? Montreal isn’t that secluded from the rest of the world...right? Also, don't people have concerns with kissing under water…do you take in the ocean water? It must be salty right? Anyways, date goes on - nothing overly exciting happens. Vanessa seems to be chatting a lot and Nick is just staring.

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Onto the evening portion of the date where the real talks happen (yes, we are talking hometown dates). Vanessa seems overly nervous and she is so not normally like this...is she going to tell him she is falling in love? YEP! She just did. Nick, be happy, smile, ANYTHING! This is awkward and the music makes it even worse, but he settles with he "really likes her"? But it makes sense because he can’t say “I love you” and pull a Ben. Eeeek that burns.

Group Date - Corinne, Kristina, Raven

Right from the beginning, Corinne entertains us with "I've been on boats bigger than this." Three girls in bikinis + Nick = let's put sun tan lotion all over each other and pretend this is not awkward! We assume some time goes by and it looks like they are going to go swimming with the SHARKS! All for the snorkeling thing, but SHARKS…..NOPE! Kristina basically starts to cry and has to get back on the boat and Nick follows her, causing Corinne to whine about it again.

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Nick pulls Kristina aside first and starts to talk about his feelings and cries again. They are honestly so cute together, but we could be biased because we LOVE her. Raven is next to get some alone time with Nick and they discuss hometown dates. She just seems like your typical small town girl that wants to find love like her parents did. And now we have Corinne - how she has still not gotten a one on one is mind boggling, but whatever. Every time Nick and Corinne are together we kind of want to throw up. She also needs to stop talking about herself in third person, it is weird. Whatever Corinne was doing did not work because the group date rose goes to Raven!

One on One - Danielle

So this date starts off playful and fun with a cute bike ride through the market and they are trying a bunch of new foods. However, as the day goes on, things get a tad awkward. Danielle seems to think it is going swell, but Nick seems to think otherwise. Danielle is just super quiet and reserved, but she should be okay in front of cameras as she was in TWO country music videos, yes, TWO! There are a lot of umms and hmmms...and it is basically a conversation with a stranger in an elevator about the weather at this point. She is getting choked up because she has such strong feelings about him and we think he is just shutting it down…*due dramatic sad music* Bye, bye Danielle. We will miss your normal-ness.

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Corinne Visits Nick

Corinne tries to spice up Nick's life by showing up unannounced with her platinum vagine. Was he just sitting alone in the hotel room and drinking? He should just pick her because they clearly are just meant to be. The producers make this so much more awkward to watch on TV than it needs to be. Wait - Nick is shutting down the platinum vagine??? Impressive..

One on One - Rachel

They just look so natural together - but of course, ABC ruined this relationship with the announcement of Rachel being the next Bachelorette! You go girl! We just wished they waited to share this news once she left the show. Pretty normal date here - Rachel mentions how she has never brought home a white guy LOL! Is Judge Lindsey gonna be okay with this? Wait..the date is over already? That was legit 5 minutes. Guess they don't want us to get so excited over Rachel because she doesn’t win - and by win we totally mean "find love".

Chris and Nick have another chat and surprise, surprise, NO ROSE CEREMONY! Have they run out of roses? Do the women just not have enough gowns for the rose ceremonies? Did Nick run out of nice suits? So many unanswered questions.

Nick comes to talk to the woman he is sending home - OH NO, NOT KRISTINA!!!! You idiot. She is not pleased and rightfully so. She is amazing and you don't deserve her! She will hopefully be back for paradise and I know she will find someone in five seconds.

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Until next week...

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